Weird Cat Items on Ebay

A few feline oddities that can be found on Ebay:

Phone case with an image of a cartoon woman feeding pizza to a real cat.

Phone case with an image of a cartoon woman feeding pizza to a real cat.

An antique print of a cat hanging upside down pretending to be dead with mice and rats beneath him exploring mousetraps

An antique print of a cat hanging upside down pretending to be dead with mice and rats beneath him exploring mousetraps

Ceramic ashtray painted and shaped like a cat's head.

Ceramic ashtray painted and shaped like a cat’s head.

Yep

Yep

Cat butt salt and pepper shakers

Cat butt salt and pepper shakers

cat skullface figurine

cat skullface figurine

Crazy cat lady action figure

Crazy cat lady action figure

Cat geek tee

Cat geek tee

Petectives pictures

Somebody fell asleep with a good book.

Somebody fell asleep with a good book.

Gatsby is typing up his latest adventure.

Gatsby is typing up his latest adventure.

cats hug

Gatsby closeup

Gatsby closeup

gatsby profile

Hanging out in the dog crate

Hanging out in the dog crate

Petectives Profiles #3 Duke

A closer look at the characters in the Petectives stories
Duke is an entirely fictional character
• Duke is the leader of the Dog Patrol, an informal canine police force dedicated to keeping order in the neighborhood.
• 7 years old. Black and tan German Shepherd. 85 pounds. Disciplined, intelligent, honorable and somewhat cynical.
• Duke served as a police dog until he was injured in the line of duty
• Avid TV watcher – Duke’s favorite show is ‘The Littlest Hobo’, a show about a hyperintelligent German Shepherd who travels from town to town helping people and catching criminals.
• Duke has a gruff demeanor but he’s mostly friendly with Gatsby. Duke is not so friendly with Yoshi – he finds him to be arrogant and pretentious. Duke and Yoshi do have a history of working together before Gatsby was born and they both have a deeply hidden mutual respect for one another.
• Personal feelings aside, Duke respects Yoshi’s intelligence and Gatsby’s investigatory skills and would love for them to join the Dog Patrol but all three of them realize that cats wouldn’t be likely to follow his orders. He grudgingly agrees to work with them when necessary.

Petectives pictures

Yoshi looking thoughtful

Yoshi looking thoughtful


Gatsby: What are you looking at?

Gatsby: What are you looking at?


Maybe its just a neck massage but it looks like somebody's getting strangled.

Maybe its just a neck massage but it looks like somebody’s getting strangled.


Portrait of a Petective as a young kitten

Portrait of a Petective as a young kitten


Just hangin' out

Just hangin’ out


A five year old girl's portrait of Yoshi and Gatsby.

A five year old girl’s portrait of Yoshi and Gatsby.


Yoshi at three years old

Yoshi at three years old


Relaxing together

Relaxing together


Is this from the camera flash or do they have super powers?

Is this from the camera flash or do they have super powers?

Petectives Profiles#2: Gatsby

Gatsby

Real Life
• AKA: Philo; Catboy; Knucklehead Smith; Safety Cat
• Orange cat with light stripes. 12 pounds.
• Rescued pet; We got Gatsby at Pets Without Parents, a non-profit, no-kill, all-breed shelter for dogs and cats in Columbus, OH.
• Gatsby is usually skittish although he has been known to deliver a series of blows to dogs four times his size.
• Likes dry dog food as a snack
• He seems to howl at people doing things that he considers unsafe. This habit has earned him the nickname “Safety Cat”
• Supposedly an indoor cat but has made several attempts to escape to the outdoors.

Fictional
• Narrator of the Petectives stories.
• 3 years old. Orange cat with light stripes. 12 pounds.

• Gatsby is very intelligent but has a reckless temperament and doesn’t always think through the consequences of his actions. He’s prone to making risky decisions based on emotion.
• Gatsby has a very good vocabulary as a result of living with Yoshi, his housemate and partner in crime detection.
• Outgoing and friendly. Loves to get out of the house. Actually enjoys the company of some dogs.
• Something of a “ladies cat” before he met his girlfriend Molasses.
• Gatsby has a high regard for Yoshi although he would never admit it.

Petectives Profiles#1: Yoshi

Yoshi

Yoshi

Real Life

  • AKA: Crazy Yoshi
  • Black cat; 16 pounds
  • Bought at a pet store in a mall in Troy, MI
  • He was given an Asian name due to his resembling a Siamese cat when he was a kitten. He grew out of that appearance but kept the name.
  • Yoshi loves salty snacks such as french fries, potato chips and pretzels. He’s been known to swat nacho chips out of people’s hands so that he can jump down to the floor and recover them.
  • Refuses to ride in a car. If someone can survive his teeth and claws and actually get him into a cat carrier and into the car, he will get so horribly carsick and noisy that it will be almost impossible to drive

Fictional

  • 8 years old. Black cat; 16 pounds
  • Knows how to read. Enjoys the books on his owner’s bookshelves.
  • Refuses to leave his house for any reason.
  • Yoshi doesn’t think much of dogs but has a grudging respect for Duke, the German Shepherd leader of the neighborhood Dog Patrol.
  • Yoshi enjoys four regularly scheduled naps throughout the day which can never be disturbed except for extreme situations.
  • Considered a legendary figure in the neighborhood. Since he doesn’t leave his house most pets have never met him.