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Petectives Profiles #3 Duke
A closer look at the characters in the Petectives stories
Duke is an entirely fictional character
• Duke is the leader of the Dog Patrol, an informal canine police force dedicated to keeping order in the neighborhood.
• 7 years old. Black and tan German Shepherd. 85 pounds. Disciplined, intelligent, honorable and somewhat cynical.
• Duke served as a police dog until he was injured in the line of duty
• Avid TV watcher – Duke’s favorite show is ‘The Littlest Hobo’, a show about a hyperintelligent German Shepherd who travels from town to town helping people and catching criminals.
• Duke has a gruff demeanor but he’s mostly friendly with Gatsby. Duke is not so friendly with Yoshi – he finds him to be arrogant and pretentious. Duke and Yoshi do have a history of working together before Gatsby was born and they both have a deeply hidden mutual respect for one another.
• Personal feelings aside, Duke respects Yoshi’s intelligence and Gatsby’s investigatory skills and would love for them to join the Dog Patrol but all three of them realize that cats wouldn’t be likely to follow his orders. He grudgingly agrees to work with them when necessary.
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Petectives Playlist
A list of songs that I listened to while writing the novella Petectives. Some of the songs have a thematic link to the story, while others helped me set a scene or get into the heads of the characters. There are a range of genres represented but the overall theme is sort of jazzy sophistipop.
Sister Moon – Herbie Hancock featuring Sting: Jazzed up version of the Sting song. I have never had any idea what the lyrics mean but I have imagined that they are from a cat’s viewpoint.
Moondance – Van Morrison: The perfect song for the beginning of the story where cat detective Gatsby meets his lovely client on an October night under a full moon.
Black Cat – Janet Jackson: Gatsby’s annoyed that there are no songs titled “Orange Cat”.
Everybody Wants to Be a Cat – Jennifer Ryan: Slow, jazzy version of the theme song from the Disney classic “The Aristocats”.
Watching the Detectives – Elvis Costello: The big band version from the album “My Flame Burns Blue”. You can’t get any more detectivey than this.
Who’s Johnny? – El DeBarge
Somewhere in the World – Swing Out Sister
Peter Gunn – Art of Noise: No detective story should be written or read without this tune playing in the background at some point.
La Luna – Matt Bianco: Yet another jazzy moon song.
After All – Al Jarreau: A love song for Gatsby and Molasses.
Pink Panther Theme – Bobby McFerrin: Another cool detective song. This one with a cat connection in the title.
Heaven Only Knows – Swing Out Sister
Warehouse – Dave Matthews Band: I pictured this playing when Gatsby and Molasses are exploring the old abandoned house that turns out to be far more dangerous than they suspected.
What Is Hip? – Tower Of Power
Don’t You Worry ‘bout a Thing – Stevie Wonder
The Big Eye – Rusty Zinn: Rockin’ blues tunes with extremely paranoid lyrics.
Someone To Watch Over Me – Ella Fitzgerald
King Of Pain – Inner Circle
Petectives: Christmas Party – Free today for your Amazon Kindle

Today you can pick up a free download of PETECTIVES: CHRISTMAS PARTY for your Amazon Kindle:
Christmastime is here! But someone not filled with the holiday spirit is trying to kill an obnoxious dog and cat detective Gatsby finds himself in the crossfire. If Gatsby survives, he wants to throw a Christmas Eve blowout for the neighborhood animals. His partner Yoshi is dead set against the party but he may be able to use it to unmask a would-be killer and teach Gatsby what Christmas is all about. Throw in a canine love triangle and a cute orphan and you’ve got the recipe for one riveting Yuletide affair. The Petectives are throwing a Christmas party and you don’t want to miss it!
Letterman’s Top Ten Signs Your Cat is Up to No Good
Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Up to No Good
from Friday, January 11, 2013
10. He rubs up against your leg — suddenly, your wallet’s gone
9. Coughs up fur ball, then a balloon of cocaine
8. For a cat, he rents a lot of storage units
7. Your dog goes missing, ransom note demands tuna
6. Kathryn Bigelow’s next film is about the hunt for your cat
5. Brings home mice, chipmunks, and the occasional Petco truck
4. Clawed a gang sign into his scratching post
3. Endless, profanity-laced meowing
2. Used to lick himself, now pays a neighbor cat to do it for him
1. Hired dog to be his ‘getaway driver’
Petectives review – Melissa’s Mochas, Mysteries and More
Last week Petectives received a very nice review on the “Melissa’s Mochas, Mysteries and More” blog. Check it out:
http://mochasmysteriesandmore.blogspot.com/2013/07/review-petectives-by-robert-j-smith.html
Petectives Profiles#1: Yoshi
Real Life
- AKA: Crazy Yoshi
- Black cat; 16 pounds
- Bought at a pet store in a mall in Troy, MI
- He was given an Asian name due to his resembling a Siamese cat when he was a kitten. He grew out of that appearance but kept the name.
- Yoshi loves salty snacks such as french fries, potato chips and pretzels. He’s been known to swat nacho chips out of people’s hands so that he can jump down to the floor and recover them.
- Refuses to ride in a car. If someone can survive his teeth and claws and actually get him into a cat carrier and into the car, he will get so horribly carsick and noisy that it will be almost impossible to drive
Fictional
- 8 years old. Black cat; 16 pounds
- Knows how to read. Enjoys the books on his owner’s bookshelves.
- Refuses to leave his house for any reason.
- Yoshi doesn’t think much of dogs but has a grudging respect for Duke, the German Shepherd leader of the neighborhood Dog Patrol.
- Yoshi enjoys four regularly scheduled naps throughout the day which can never be disturbed except for extreme situations.
- Considered a legendary figure in the neighborhood. Since he doesn’t leave his house most pets have never met him.















